Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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