I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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