pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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