at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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