bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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