sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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