STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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