I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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