Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
