So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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