no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
