Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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