Have you finally orgasmed yet?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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