It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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