The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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