Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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