I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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