I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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