i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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