quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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