C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
They took my balls.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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