sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
