What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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