There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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