I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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