He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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