Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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