Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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