I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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