I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I would ride that face into the sunset
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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