You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Panties = found
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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