i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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