Yo dont text me then not text me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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