shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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