I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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