Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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