Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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