i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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