Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
