i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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