if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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