please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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