I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
