How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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