32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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