So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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