And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Drake has all the answers
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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