I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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