it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You were trust falling into bushes
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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