saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Randomize