No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
dude. I can hear the air.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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