Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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