Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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