i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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