I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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