But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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