found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
