i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
my poor anus
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He has the fingertips of a God
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